I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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