super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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