After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
