Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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