Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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