Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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