2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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