You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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