so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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