i don't like sucking hair
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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