He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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