The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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