Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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