Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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