Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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