I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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