doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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