You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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