try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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