In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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