I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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