You don't have asthma, your pregnant
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize