Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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