Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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