Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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