Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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