I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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