Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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