Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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