we're blogging at a bar
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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