If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just google imaged poop.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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