i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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