We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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