quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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