in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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