i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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