similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Randomize
