Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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