Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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