hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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