I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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