I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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