We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
