just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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