Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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