Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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