Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I love you.
Bad choice
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