when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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