The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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