How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
