It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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